Boy, you give someone the opening number of Grease: Live, she takes a mile. British singer Jessie J recently lamented her lack of success in the U.K. to Women’s Health, comparing it to her heretofore undetected level of critical acclaim in the States. “It makes me sad. I’ve done the Grammys, the VMAs,” the singer said, “My profile in America is that I’m kind of celebrated as one of the greatest singers — and I love it.

Julio Torres is, how do you say? Sui generis. Following his comedy special titled My Favorite Shapes and co-creating and starring in an HBO series about a Latin American group of reverse-Scooby-Doo-ers called Los Espookys, his upcoming debut film, Problemista, looks to be just as surreal and funny as … everything else he makes. He stars as Alejandro, an artist who lives in the U.S. and has one month to find a cosigner on his visa, so he attempts to get his boss, played by Tilda Swinton, to be that cosigner.

BIEBER. Everyone knows when attending a high-stakes basketball game, you don’t want to see too much. You wanna sport some old-fashioned indoor-sunglasses, like Justin Bieber did as he watched Miami take out Indiana in game seven, pushing the Heat to the NBA Finals. What everyone doesn’t know — or didn’t know until Bieber let them know, just like he did with lipstick-red onesies and insano drop-crotch pants and Chanel ski masks with fedoras on top — is that it’s great to wear a leather shirt, too.

Kesha is back and she came to slay all of your awful husbands. In her first music video since Rainbow came out, Kesha dons a double-decker wig and plays a beloved televangelist. Beloved by everyone except her distant, angry, abusive husband. Sitting in her all-white house? Treating her like that? Not anymore! So, Kesha packs up the body — I mean, random stuff that just needs to be buried — and heads out on the run, scarf blowing in the wind.

Kornbread “The Snack” Jeté. RuPaul’s Drag Race isn’t coming back for seconds of Kornbread. After departing season 14 approximately 23 episodes ago due to an ankle injury, Kornbread “The Snack” Jeté announced she won’t be back for a proper stint on the next season of the show. “My run on season 14 was nothing short of AMAZING,” Kornbread wrote on Twitter. “Unfortunately I will not be returning to season 15 of RuPaul’s Drag Race.

The only thing Lauren Graham loves more than dropping obscure film references is a revival series. She’s already bringing back Lorelai Gilmore with Netflix’s upcoming Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life, and now she’s hoping it might be time for Parenthood’s Sarah Braverman to make an appearance. According to EW, Graham joked on Twitter that she wants the Braverman family to return: “*Sits at home waiting for script @nbcParenthood: A Year in the Life*” she tweeted.

@nasmaraj who? All this time spent inside is a great reason to rethink past decisions, maybe like running a since-banned, tweetdecking Nicki Minaj stan account. Not that anyone we know has done that, but Lil Nas X did tweet today that “life is too short to pretend you’re not a barb,” referencing Nicki Minaj’s fans, the self-styled Barbies, and resurfacing questions about the stan account @nasmaraj, which used to share Minaj content and other jokes meant to go viral.

Photo: Getty Images “I’m all for Cuddy having sex sometime this season, so honk if you want to see my boobs.” —Lisa Edelstein, hopeful that the prospect of her character sleeping with House will bring an end to the writers’ strike [TV Guide] “If you paid more than $20 on Craigslist you are a sucker, because it’s going to be on TV for free in a few weeks.” —Tina Fey to audience members who attended Monday night’s live performance of an upcoming 30 Rock episode at the UCB Theatre [HuffPo]

It takes a lot to promote a TV show these days. Talk show appearances, maybe a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and it doesn’t hurt to show a little tuchus. Megan Mullally proudly showed off her Will & Grace co-star Sean Hayes’s lil butt in a #TBT pic of the two posed as John and Yoko. Was it to promote the show? Yes. But also to remind us that, although time comes for us all eventually, it comes for TV stars more slowly.

The comedy veteran’s new special is a reintroduction: “It lets you understand why I fight the way that I fight.” Mo’Nique. Photo: John Washington Jr./Netflix Mo’Nique. Mo’Nique has been laughing off doubters for decades. She blossomed into an award-winning actor in spite of people who didn’t think much of her UPN sitcom The Parkers, which ran from 1999–2004. She refused to occupy the role of the demure celeb in the 2010s after winning an Academy Award for her harrowing performance in Precious, as film-industry figureheads (some of whom she considered friends) portrayed her spirit of independence as an air of insouciance.