Armie Hammer Should Have Eaten the Peach in Call Me by Your Name

Armie Hammer looking peachy. Spoilers below for Call Me by Your Name. There’s a scene from Luca Guadagnino’s adaptation of Call Me by Your Name, involving Armie Hammer and a piece of stone fruit, that has already become one of the seminal moments of the film. Here’s a brief contour: Hammer, who plays grad student Oliver, is in the throes of passion with his younger lover Elio (Timothée Chalamet). One lazy summer day, Elio takes a couple of peaches from the family orchard up to his room, where he eats one and throws away the pit.

Arrested Developments Jessica Walter on Lucilles Excellent Legs, Sex Scenes, and Ramen Fights

The following interview contains spoilers from the new season of Arrested Development. If you have not already watched all fifteen episodes, please come back later. If Lucille Bluth was only going to star in one episode of the new season, at least it was an episode jam-packed with sex, lies, and buffoonery. And singing! And Lucille 2! And Kristen Wiig as young Lucille! In the series’$2 2006 finale, the Bluth family’s boozy matriarch (and head winker) attempted to flee from the SEC.

Beyonc Came to Brazil and They Couldnt Be Quiet About It

Beyoncé finally did what thousands of commenters have been asking her to do and came to Brazil — as a surprise, no less. Queen Bey took the stage during an after-party for her Renaissance film, over a decade after she was last in the country, just to thank her Brazilian fans for being some of the best. “The Renaissance is about freedom,” she told the crowd in Salvador.

Big Brother Recap: The Finale Makes a Political Cartoonist More Cynical Than the Iraq War Did

Big Brother Finale Season 13 Episode 11 «Previous Next» « PreviousEpisode NextEpisode » Big Brother’s Final Three. It was with a trembling hand that I plugged my paint-splattered coaxial cable into my eleven-year-old television last night. Season thirteen of Big Brother was coming to an end, and with it, my reason for living. In an extended preamble, the CBS network commands us to recollect “a summer of outrageous behavior [their montage: people falling on their faces], humor [Jordan in her ‘humilitard’], heartbreak [Rachel sobbing], and confrontation [Cassi’s immortal kiss-off to Rachel].

BoJack Horsemans Raphael Bob-Waksberg on Why Puns Are Like Math, Sex, and Comedy All in One

The pun can be a contentious topic. Some people love puns, others hate them, but both sides of the great pun debate acknowledge that they’re stupid. The difference is, there are those who delight in the pun’s signature response — the groan. It’s like horror movies: Everyone can agree they’re scary, but whereas some like to be terrified, others don’t. Either way, puns are not for everyone.

Bored to Deaths Jonathan Ames Once Got Ted Danson So Stoned He Couldnt Remember His Lines

The cast of Bored to Death made for pretty persuasive partiers, consuming booze and pot onscreen during the cult favorite’s three-season run. Behind the scenes, creator Jonathan Ames might have pushed star Ted Danson a little too far one night — with an assist from one of Danson’s Cheers co-stars. “There was one time – I hope Ted doesn’t mind my saying this …” Ames said during a reunion panel with Danson, Jason Schwartzman, and Zach Galifianakis at Vulture Festival in Los Angeles.

Bridgertons Ruth Gemmell Wont Get Her Ass Out for Anyone

“I don’t think she’s after a husband at all. She wants to feel alive again, and Lord Marcus is lovely for that.” Spoilers for Bridgerton season three, part two follow. With half of her children married by the end of Bridgerton’s third season, now might be an auspicious time for Violet, portrayed by Ruth Gemmell, to experience her own garden in bloom. Ever since her husband died from a bee sting, the matriarch has smoothly guided her octet of rapscallions through proposals, scandals, and balloon disasters.

Cameron Crowe on We Bought a Zoo, Surviving Elizabethtown, and Where Lloyd Dobler Is Now

Cameron Crowe. Six years ago, Cameron Crowe earned the worst reviews of his career. Since the release of that unfortunate film, Elizabethtown, he’s kept a relatively low profile and released two music documentaries (Pearl Jam Twenty and The Union, with Elton John). So when the director announced that his big return to feature filmmaking would be a family movie ridiculously titled We Bought a Zoo, it didn’t exactly seem like — to quote Say Anything’s Lloyd Dobler — a “dare-to-be-great situation.

Christian Bale Wont Play Steve Jobs After All

Christian Bale will no longer “crush it” in the role of Steve Jobs: Two weeks after he was announced in the role, The Hollywood Reporter notes that Bale has dropped out of Danny Boyle’s Jobs during pre-production. It’s the latest turmoil for a project that has been abandoned by both David Fincher and Leonardo DiCaprio in the past year, and what Bale’s departure means for Seth Rogen’s job (playing Steve Wozniak), hope (for an Oscar), and cash remains unclear.

Craig Finn on His Solo Album Clear Heart Full Eyes and Paying Homage to Friday Night Lights

Craig Finn. The Hold Steady’s lead singer Craig Finn has released his first solo album, Clear Heart Full Eyes. The title is a Vulture-approved play on Coach Taylor’s Friday Night Lights mantra, but the album itself doesn’t delve much into FNL material: While Finn sticks to the narrative style his fans have come to expect, he applies it to the mundane and lonely reality of adult life (this compared with the band’s usual focus on things like drugged-out teens grappling with religion).