It all started with a tweet. Comedian Joe Kwaczala recently pointed out that there are now 151 cast members of Saturday Night Live, which also happens to be the number of Gen 1 Pokémon. With his blessing, Vulture began a great undertaking: matching each Pokémon with their SNL counterpart. It wasn’t easy. For one thing, comparing humans to semi-sentient pocket monsters can be incredibly cruel. For another, there are 22,801 possible pairs of Not Ready for Prime Time Pokémon.
The pairings came from different places. Some were physical, while others came together from evolutions. If there are three similarly surreal oddballs, they become male Nidoran♂ and his cohort. Other pairings were more of an instinctual feeling, something that sang out from a dark and primal place. So after much contemplation, multiple spreadsheets, and rewatching Indigo League, we present to you the occasionally borderline arbitrary entries in the SNL Pokédex.
The OG.
An evolution. Same character-heavy energy, but with stronger catchphrase and visual-style vines.
He has his vines in everything. Venusaur has executive-producer energy.
Same openmouthed grin. Also, it’s very easy to imagine Andy Samberg saying “Char! Char!”
Ash’s Charmeleon was a sullen, self-sabotaging teen, and that sums up the man who first said “fuck” on air.
Eddie Murphy is the foil Charizard of SNL performers.
Self-explanatory.
A beefier turtle man.
The cannon on Blastoise’s back fires musical impersonations and giggles.
The potential to become anything.
Basically inert.
While Colin Jost is stuck in the cocoon of anchoring, Strong broke free and is flying above it as Cathy Anne.
Weedles live on trees, and Chris Redd loves trees.
His strength lay in his chill, both on SNL and 2 Broke Girls. Also, this has nothing to do with Pokémon, but Garrett Morris was a playwright before doing SNL. More people should know that.
If Tracy Jordan never described himself as a bee with drills for hands, I will be stunned.
A.k.a. Shirley the Loon.
The way he jumps into “What’s Up With That?” proves that he’s flying type.
Underrated evolved flying king.
There are stages in Pokémon Moon where it seems like you can’t take two steps without encountering a wild Rattata, and Laura Kightlinger cameos also pop up in the least expected places.
Raticate is the embodiment of being “on one,” as Jones always is when she does an “Update” spot.
A flying type can see the “Big Picture.”
Identical haircut and demeanor.
Danitra Vance had Shakespearean training, and what could be more Shakespearean in the Pokémon world than the rhyming couplets of Jessie and James?
No shade, but Jan Hooks looks like she can unhook her jaw and swallow you whole. This is her power.
Adorable. Powerful, powerful cheeks.
Slightly less adorable, but with a stat boost to compensate.
Allegedly thick-skinned, but with a soft underbelly.
Actually thick-skinned, also prickly as hell.
A cute-ass smile.
Nidorina is the most second-wave feminist Pokémon.
Imagine watching 3rd Rock From the Sun and not only is Dick secretly an alien, but Mary is secretly a Pokémon. Don’t you want to live in that world?
The three fellas in the male Nidoran line have an offbeat energy, with surreal touches that make you feel like you’ve been hit with Leer.
Mike O’Brien used his SNL tenure to sharpen his poison horn in film pieces.
(Nido)King Weirdo Will Forte. For what is the “Potato Chips” sketch if not a Sludge Bomb?
Two woodland sprites …
… From the same kooky family.
Meek but powerful. Have you seen Troop Beverly Hills? A perfect shy li’l fox.
Gorgeous, gorgeous hair.
Jigglypuff’s musical sketches always seem to get cut between dress and air, and that’s a shame.
Like a Jigglypuff that can hang.
Two Eastern hemisphere hires (New Zealand and England), a region as mysterious to the SNL ethos as the underground caves where you find Zubats and Golbats. Escape Rope is the Concord in this analogy.
What’s even their deal down there (in England and New Zealand)? Unclear. Morwenna Banks was an evolution, however, because she found success on British TV after her SNL stint.
An optimist, Oddish shares Melanie Hutsell’s Valley Girl–like uptalk.
Gloom is the Patronus of Baskin Johns, Goop staffer.
“In the late eighties when I first met Janeane Garofalo, she said to me, ‘I’d really like to do some mushrooms with you.’” —Jeff Garlin in his memoir, My Footprint.
Like Bryant, Paras juxtaposes her baby-doll eyes with a manic edge.
You will never see either Paul Shaffer or Parasect’s pupils.
Perhaps the quirkiest of the Gen 1 Pokémon, Venonat would probably also star in a lot of pretapes that get cut and put on YouTube later.
Nancy can really portray the fragility of a moth.
Essentially the Pokémon equivalent of the gopher from Caddyshack.
More comfortable underground where there’s less competition.
The cartoon’s Meowth is a catchphrase machine, much like Billy “You Look Mahvelous” Crystal in his SNL years. And what wouldn’t you give to see Meowth host the Oscars?
According to Saturday Night by Doug Hill, Risley’s gorgeous catlike overconfidence sabotaged her time at SNL. She also had the gravitas of a large wild cat.
If you saw Jenny Slate freak out at the concept of space on Drunk History, you get it.
And if you’ve seen Cusack sing “Edge of Seventeen” in School of Rock, you see why she’s an evolution of that same wahhhhhh energy.
Mr. Peepers is definitely fighting type.
Primeape is the Moe Szyslak of Pokémon.
Loyal, and plays a lot of cops. Jerry Minor is Growlithe if Bob Odenkirk is Officer Jenny.
Was literally in Police Academy. Although, do Growlithes stop being police dogs when they evolve into Arcanine? Do they retire to desk duty, or become like SWAT dogs?
Both possess an adorable, spritely attitude.
Paul Brittain is an Aquarius, and Poliwhirl definitely bears water.
Like Moffat’s Guy Who Just Bought a Boat character, Poliwrath has a tiny dong he’s trying to compensate for.
Weak against bug types, and yes, this is a Men in Black joke. Also, she disappeared out of sketches that went against her Catholicism.
A mid-level impersonation wizard.
Michael McKean has BSME: Big Stage Magician Energy.
Muscle boy.
Muscle man.
Muscle-est man.
Bellsprout has the same expression as Noël Wells’s Zooey Deschanel. It’s a 1:1 likeness.
Like Pat, Weepinbell also has an exactly 50/50 shot at being male or female.
Like Selina Meyers, Victreebel is victorious but toxic.
Sarah Silverman is a “cool girl,” and only kind of like in Gone Girl.
In Gasping for Airtime, Jay Mohr says Rob Schneider only ate sushi at every lunch, examining each piece of fish for worms with a jeweler’s loupe. This is (1) insane and (2) evidence that he is a water type.
Both rock type. Also Geodude got a bad edit in the anime, which echoes how Rock got shafted at SNL. There’s no way an electric type would beat a rock or ground type, Pikachu, and you know it!
Graveler looks like conceptual art, and Patrick Weathers owns several art galleries now.
Played No. 1 stone-cold bitch Nancy Reagan.
A Broadway hoofer!
A Broadway hoofer with more acclaim (and who thinks 9/11 was an inside job)!
Slowpoke literally lives by a river. In a van? Hard to say.
Such a bro.
A magnet robot is kind of like a Human Stapler (which was one of Brad Hall’s recurring characters). They attach one thing to another thing, and they blur the line between animal and machine in a way that is an affront to God.
Magnetons are formed when three Magnemites come together, and Smigel is a writer–voice actor–puppeteer triple threat.
Same eyebrows.
A two-headed ostrich is the same thing as an SNL performer with a twin who’s also an actor, right? Right.
The heads are named “Anthony,” “Michael,” and “Hall.”
Kevin Seel-on. We’re not beneath this joke.
Both exude a certain serenity.
Grimer vapes.
His memoir cements his place as a muk-raker, and I’m sorrier for this pun than all the other ones that came before it or follow.
Shellder is more comfortable hidden behind the camera, like Zweibel, whose greatest contribution to SNL was writing for Gilda Radner.
Her breakout sketch was “Bad Clams,” and Cloyster is a bad clam. This isn’t rocket science.
Dead, with a dark sense of humor like the prankster Gastly.
Dead, and bff to Gengar.
Dead, to us.
Okay, follow me on this one: Onyx the Birthstone Kid was in KMD with MF DOOM, who referenced Father Guido Sarducci in “Space Ho’s,” off the Adult Swim tie-in album DangerDOOM. Is that anything?
Like the character co-created by Peter Aykroyd in Nothing But Trouble, Drowzee has a penis for a nose.
Hypno would 100 percent be a conspiracy theorist.
Notoriously cantankerous.
Krabby stars in A Mighty Wind; Kingler directs it.
Prone to exploding.
Has channeled his explosive tendencies more productively.
An egg of many faces.
Slightly fewer faces, but more mobility with the faces he has.
Ay papi!
All Belushis are fighting type.
The difference is the power of the punches.
Thanks to the “Last Call” sketches, McKinnon has probably licked the most people in SNL history.
Extreme smoker energy.
Everything Dennis Miller says is a poisonous cloud.
Vulture comedy editor Megh Wright said Richards “occupied the weird middle ground of oily frat guys and burly dopers,” which are the rhinos of comedy stock characters.
Tony Rosato has lived a life. He endured hospitalization, and having to relearn improv. He needed a Pokémon equivalent with some strong base HP. Rhydon takes a hit and gets back up.
A nurturer. Too good for this sinful earth.
This one is hard to explain, but a guy did a video about how much he loved his Tangela and regretted ever trading it, and that’s how I feel about Tim Meadows.
Both know how to rock a bald head. And that makes Damon Wayans Jr. the baby Kangaskhan in the pouch.
Nasim Pedrad just is a seahorse. Imagine her floating through a kelp forest, or squirting ink at an attacker. Seahorses don’t squirt ink, but Horsea does, and that’s what makes Horsea so good on Scream Queens.
Seadra’s favorite Housewife is Lisa Vanderpump, and this is the one way it differs from Casey Wilson.
The most glamorous Pokémon, with Rudolph’s half-lidded gaze.
Same facial expression. Seaking used to be in a band, but he’s doing his own thing now and that’s chill.
Who could forget Mitchell’s recurring “Update” character, Staryu-kisha?
As a costume designer, Cahill deserves the Pokémon that looks most like a sequin.
Regardez-vous “Les Jeunes des Paris,” s’il vous plaît.
Scyther can only gesture in air quotes with his forelegs. Much like Spade and his forelegs.
Politically insupportable.
Was buzzy enough to get her own sitcom.
Martin Short is a volcanic duck and I will not be taking further questions at this time.
Large mandibles for a biting wit.
Met-CALF, get it? Also she’s an unstoppable force and can literally break boulders with her skull.
It had to be someone.
RJD was in a real Magikarp season of SNL, but somehow evolved into Iron Man? How’d that become that? Baffling.
Much like Kenan, Lapras carries people across deep and choppy waters.
Look at the effort he put into even being Colonel Sanders. He values accuracy of impersonation over everything, even the funniness of the impersonation.
The Ur-cutie. Can evolve into …
The cool fox.
The hyper fox.
Or the fiery fox. Firefox, if you will.
You don’t see much of Omanyte, under that shell. Similarly, Prager never appeared on SNL when she was officially cast, instead having bit parts before and after the WGA strike of ’81.
Most of the shelled Pokémon roles are for people whose greatest impact on the show was writing rather than performing. Fred Wolf is one such dude, who wrote or helped write Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Dirty Work, Joe Dirt, and Grown Ups 1 and 2.
Ancient king of pretapes.
Possessing the second-longest writing tenure after Lorne Michaels, Jim Downey is best represented by the Pokémon that was the first life-form to make the transition from water to land in Poké history.
A legendary fossil. Aerodactyl sightings are a big part of the first Pokémon anime, much as Billy Murray sightings are a big part of New York.
A dormant powerhouse. Sanz doesn’t get up as much as some of his SNL cohort, but when he does it’s extremely impactful.
Legendary, a bit cold.
Legendary, electric.
Legendary, spits fire.
Lithe and full of potential.
Elegance personified.
How does sleek Dragonair turn into this goober? Mark McKinney has the sweet temperament of this orange boy, and Dragonite has “huge Canadian energy,” according to Vulture intern Rebecca Alter.
A megalomaniac. A mistake of science.
Mysterious. The lost original Not Ready for Prime Time Player. Did he ever really exist?
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